Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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