HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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