This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Church boner. Awkwardddd
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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