she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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