we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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