The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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