I need help removing her.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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