Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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