I'm drive I can fine osifer
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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