my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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