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  • 66 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:05pm

    Not another please come get me text

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:28am

    This is stupid , he called his mom after a late night fucking a carless slut? Please

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:13am

    Kill yourself

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:03pm

    Haha wow what a creep!!

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:54pm

    These "please come get me" texts are getting really old. They stoped being funny after the first

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:29am

    Anyone else fucking sick of all these ending with "Please come get me!!!!1"?

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:07pm

    Why doesnt anyone have their own car???

    • 43 74
      Submitted by kissmyasss on Jan 26, 10 at 10:01pm

      Because cars need money to run. Plus, people would rather get free rides from friends, instead of paying for their gas and insurance. I know, i'm one of the few with a car.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:23pm

    "after we finished" Finished what? Blowing him in the mens room?

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:12am

    Maybe we could see mor please come get me orrrr...more texts that say something sexual then, "this is your mom text the right number"

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:52pm

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  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:43am

    Can't believe it's so hard to be original, please come get me away from these horible fabricated messages, come on, you people suck

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:21pm

    6:16......I guess anything is possible when it is a made up text.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:16pm

    All the people asking about her car 'from the BAR any chance she didn't drive because she knew shed be drinking??

    • 50 77
      Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 26, 10 at 7:42pm

      You can always take a cab, the bus, have the dude drive you to your car or to your friends. Just plain walking works too! None of your hungover friends wanna drive!

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:43am

    hahaha 12:48

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 27, 10 at 12:48am

    What would be really funny would be if the girl sent this text to her mother.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:21pm

    Don't the tfln people read the comments? Don't they know we hate these?

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:54pm

    The reason pol say "come get me" is obvious.. The guy drove her to his house so she doesn't have her car or she went with a buddy and doesn't want the guy to drive her home to find out where she lives.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:41pm

    Hahaha 754, so true. Seriously..it's old

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:41pm

    ANOTHER ONE OF THESE ARE YOU SERIOUS

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:15pm

    I'm in soviet Russia please come get me

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:19pm

    Agreed. "Please come get me" texts are lame

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:07pm

    What don't you have a car?

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:09pm

    Well, 11:29, (assuming these are real text messages), did it ever occur to you that the OP p may actually be asking for a ride away from the situation they are in? I may be wrong, but I would imagine that would be the reason behind the "please come get me" phrases.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:04pm

    I call shenanigans!

  • 51 71
    Submitted by toughlove on Jan 26, 10 at 7:54pm

    Jesus Christ, can we start a collection? The TFLN cab fund? Man the fuck up and find your own way home.

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:31am

    Fuck the mods

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:54pm

    Call a cab ya cheap biotch!!

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:17am

    TFLN: Too Fucking Lame Now

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Bridgebomber on Jan 27, 10 at 12:36am

    stupid

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:10pm

    I am fuking a NlGGER,,, PLEASE COME GET ME!

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:27pm

    Who Fucking cares if it's real or not,

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:16pm

    If you don't have a car, you shouldn't be getting laid. That is all

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:13am

    Another, and now in caps YAAYYY

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:17pm

    Stop with the please come get me txts. Come on moderaters don't u read the comments? Everyone is tired of them

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:03am

    117am FTW!

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:05pm

    fake

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:56pm

    Please come get me texts SUCK

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:42am

    Don't post stupid shit, you aren't funny ya fuck

  • 43 73
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 26, 10 at 8:19pm

    Wow the mods just can't get enough of these stupid please come get me texts. It's nice to know they have no sense of what funny is.

    • 38 61
      Submitted by xoxjulieee213 on Jan 26, 10 at 9:07pm

      hey man, you know you can pick which ones go in right? if you have an account you can help... and then you can say no to the ones that aren't funny, plus then you get to read a lot more :)

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:07pm

    You can't drive yourself?

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:10am

    Dumb

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:10am

    Sucks

  • 25 45
    Submitted by KELSiii on May 12, 11 at 9:27am

    He probably picked her up for a date and went back to his place.. And was planning on staying the night, until she found out how crazy this man is.

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:04pm

    First

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:26pm

    Oh dear

  • 32 63
    Submitted by RBknietz2 on Feb 23, 11 at 12:44am

    So fake. Definitely from the song "I just had sex"

  • 37 75
    Submitted by escodiesel on Jan 26, 10 at 6:07pm

    Mom was on her way over to meet you. Is that why you left early?