so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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