I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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