went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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Is Oprah even human
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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