38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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