Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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