I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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