i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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