Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We had to coat check the pizza.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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