Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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