Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He better not be in your backpack
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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