Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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