you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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