if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wish my penis had a tongue
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize