It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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Oh Jesus.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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