i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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