Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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