found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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