So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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