His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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No, but he may fist bump your ovaries.
Awkward pickup line. As bad as "Let's fuck" or "wanna touch pee-pees?"
It's said you are what you eat. If that's true I could be you by morning.
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