I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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