don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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