Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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