you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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