Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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