the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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