Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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