Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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