garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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