he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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