"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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