If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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