Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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