i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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