This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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