Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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