the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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