My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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