what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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