I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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