all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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